Politicians

Politicians

By Expotera
December 9, 2017

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points
clearly to a political career. ― George Bernard Shaw

Politicians are masters of the art of deception. ― Martin L. Gross

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for
the same reasons. ― José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

Politicians were mostly people who'd had too little morals and
ethics to stay lawyers. ― George R.R. Martin

Under every stone lurks a politician. ― Aristophanes

Politicians love power. I love freedom. That is why I am not a
politician. ― Victor Pinchuk

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
― Texas Guinan

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge
even where there is no river. ― Nikita Khrushchev

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too
much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ― Maureen Murphy

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown.
It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
― Charlie Chaplin

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of
the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ― John Quinton

Three groups spend other peoples money: children, thieves,
and politicians. ― Dick Armey

If career politicians had the solutions, we wouldn't be in the mess
that we are. ― Rick Scott

Nations are born in the hearts of poets, they prosper and die
in the hands of politicians. ― Muhammad Iqbal

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
― William Westmoreland

A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims....but
accomplices. ― George Orwell

The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a
politician thinks about the next election, while the statesman
thinks about the next generation. ― James Freeman Clarke

I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
― Ben Stiller

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.
― G. K. Chesterton

There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open
season on senators. ― Will Rogers

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.
― Angela Davis