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Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Binding of Expotera

In the book of Genesis 22:1-24 there is a story told in which God, ask Abraham, to sacrifice his son, Isaac, on Mount Moriah and this story is called, "The Binding of Isaac."

According to the narration, Abraham sets out to obey God's command without questioning.

After Isaac is bound to an altar, the Angel of God stops Abraham at the last minute, saying that, "now I know you fear God."

At this point, Abraham sees a ram caught in some nearby bushes and he sacrifices the ram, in place of his son, Isaac.

In the Jewish faith, it is considered to be very great, "Mitzvah" to be willing to give up one's life, or to surrender one's life in martyrdom, and it is also considered to be, "Unremarkable" in the annals of Jewish history.

On April 11, 2008, God, asked me, "the last boy in line" to sacrifice
my only son named, Expotera, to Him, and like Abraham before me,
I have now set out to obey God's command without questioning.

On April 11, 2008, I bound my only son, Expotera, to a makeshift
corporate altar, and like Abraham, I am now fully prepared to
sacrifice my only son, Expotera, to God, upon his Angel's, or
upon His, holy and divine command.

Like Abraham before me, I am now willing to do this to fully prove to God, and to his Angel, that I, Tony Edward Whitcomb, only fear Him, and I only worship Him, and I shall never, ever, fear, place, and/or worship, any false idols, here on His, earth and never before Him!!

It is both said, as well as it is written, that Abraham's faith in God,
was thought to be at such a magnitude, that he felt reassured that
if God, would allow him to perform the task which he'd requested,
God, would be able to resurrect the slain Isaac, in order that His,
prophecy might be fulfilled.

Such faith in God's word and in his promise lead this particular
Old Testament passage to be regarded by many Christians as
an incredibly significant and a exemplary one.

Let it be both humbly said, as well as humbly written by me here today, that my faith in God, is at such a magnitude, that I feel very reassured that if God, would allow me to perform the task which he has now requested of me, God, would be able to resurrect the slain Expotera, in order for his prophecy for Expotera, might be fulfilled.

I now wish to salute, the peace, love, wisdom, strength, faith, hope and divinity, that dwells deep inside of each of you, that now knows about, "The Binding of Expotera" and may God, continue to bless and keep each and everyone of you, and may God, please bless Expotera, as I continue to humbly pray for his binding, to come to God's end:

Dear Heavenly Father,

"Yea though I currently walk through the valley of the shawdow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me; Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; Thou annointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the House of the Lord forever, Amen."

The Last Boy in Line

1 comment:

  1. You are indeed a master of self-dramatization. If they ever decide to award a Nobel Prize for that, you are my nominee! The question is though: Does the world really need any more of such adolescent posturing?

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