By ConnectHook
March 29, 2019
HEAR YE HEAR YE:
It's a wedding bell for bedding well cause' we're crushin' the illusion
of Russian collusion!
CNN wets on Russian bedding but Trump bets on Russian wedding,
and you're invited to the bridal shower.
Punking the monkery, dig the debunkery; from Rasputin to Putin
it's time for some straight shootin'.
Hillary looks old and glowers at Donald's rumored golden showers.
Our media owes US an explanation for streams of steaming
urination, but we are willing to forgive and use their wet diapers
as debt wipers.
My poem's appeal may take a toll, but let its little peal now roll:
******, ****** rings the bell
A Fake News warning; time to spell,
out what was wet with Moscow girls.
Putin's putas ? Wisdom's pearls,
were pried from Truth's reluctant shell,
banishing Hillary straight to ****.
None.
It's what we want left over
from this hag.
We now discover beds were dry;
it all amounted,
(all those golden tricks recounted)
to less than a tepid bowl of kasha. . .
Russia laughed from her summer dacha.
InfoWars was on it first,
while Dems spun lies from false to worst,
awarding cash for faked dossiers,
embellished with the CIA's,
well-trained performing circus-seal.
The FBI endorsed the deal,
as RINOS horned in on the action:
Washingtonian distraction;
a democrat-concocted fuss—
. . . but we ALL paid Hillary to **** on us.
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