Expotera's Night Before Christmas

By Expotera
December 24, 2010

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through
the White House,

Not one honest creature was stirring, not even a
computer mouse.

The Wall Street bailouts and stock options, were all hung
by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Bill Gates and Jon DeVaan soon would be there.

The children of these software pirates were nestled all snug
in their beds,

While visions of stealing other people's intellectual properties
danced in their heads.

And Mama Obama in her 'kerchief, and Barack in White Sox's
baseball cap,

Had just settled down in Hawaii, at taxpayers expense, for a
short Christmas nap.

When out on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter,

Vice President Joe, sprang from his bed to see what was the
matter.

Away to Microsoft Windows, Barack, flew in like a flash,

When he tore open the shutters, Bill and Jon, threw him lots and
lots of cash.

The money of all of the small donors and all of the other new-fallen
campaign dough,

Gave absolutely nothing in return to the middle class or to the poor
folks down below.

When, what to our wondering Expotera eyes should recently appear,

But illegal campaign contributions, eight hundred and thirty four thousand dollars, all donated in just one year.

With a slight change to the spelling of his last name, so lively and
so quick,

Expotera and the American People, knew in a moment, it must be
a straw donors trick.

More rapid than American eagles, The President's connivers they came,

And Barack, he whistled, and he shouted, and he called them by name;

"Now, Bill ! Now, Jon! Now, Robert! Now, Ron! Stuart and Steve!

Piss On, the Middle class! On the Poor! On Expotera, and even
on Christmas eve!

To the top 1% of the country! To the top of the White House Presidential wall!

Now dash away with all of the taxpayers money! Dash away!
Dash away with it all!

So up to the White House-top the connivers they flew,

On private jets full of good old boys, and with President
Obama too.

And then in a twinkling, the American People, heard on
all of there foreclosed roofs,

The prancing and pawing of each little Wall Street Bankers,
bailed out, cloven hoofs.

As Expotera drew an incredible idea, which could help in
turning the slumping American economy around,

Down the chimney Barack, Bill, Jon, and their fellow connivers,
came with a bound.

They were all dressed in expensive, finely tailored suits, from
their head to their foot,

But their souls, as well as their reputations, were all tarnished
with ashes and soot.

A bundle of the taxpayers money they had flung on their backs,

And they looked like Potomac peddlers, just opening their democrat
majority campaign pacs.

Their eyes -- how they twinkled! Their personal bank accounts how merry!

Their lies to the American People were like roses, but the truth was
like a losing John Kerry!

From President Obama's droll little mouth, "Hope and Change" was
drawn up like a bow,

But as the American People would sadly learn much later, his many
little lies were as white as snow.

On the campaign stump he held tight to his teleprompter and to his
pre-rehearsed script,

In 2008 Jon DeVaan made multiple illegal campaign contributions
and Expotera provided the FBI, with this very invaluable tip.

Now Microsoft, the Obama Administration and the American People,
are all not very happy,

Because Windows 7 still has flaws, President Obama hasn't done his
job and the American economy is still really, really, crappy.

Expotera is now being fully attacked and retaliated against because
we dared to speak truth to power,

Our company is still being held hostage to this day and the plutocrat
owned American media continues to hide and cower.

With the turning of the proverbial blind eye and with a bounty now
placed on a Corporate Whistleblowers head,

Barack, Bill , Jon, and their fellow connivers, all now wish Expotera,
as well as Tony Whitcomb, both dead.

The FBI has not spoken a word and the American People continue to
remain out of work,

Senator Obama promised to fix the economy, but President Obama
has turned out to be a real jerk.

So silence me if you can because until the day I die, I am going
to continue speaking the truth,

Some of you who are now reading this may disagree with me and
may even find me to be uncouth.

But the truth now needs to be spoken and I will leave it up to God,
to judge me in the end,

Because deliberately keeping Expotera from the American People,
and from the entire rest of the world, is a far, far, greater sin.

So until some additional help arrives Expotera and Tony Whitcomb,
shall continue to remain out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to all of my fellow American Citizens and to All
of the Citizens around the World, a very blessed, and good-night."